Anonymous: LEmmE TOUCH YERR BUM PLZ 

I said:

Okay

Anonymous: are you a lesbian? 

I said:

Only on Tuesdays

06kay06:

beelzebubz-bitch (:

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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(Source: darmani-remade, via outrights)



guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via trust)



whorville:

My only talent is breathing

(via userbar)



95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once.
-(via hazelhirao)

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reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs
horrorgrafia:

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